When I was 4, my mom showed up at preschool pickup with pink tights and a leotard and told me I was taking ballet. I put my leg braces on over the tights and went to class. I loved everything about ...

first off you question sounds like "how do I do first class functions in java" historically that answer was "make a class with one method, it's shit suck it" things are better now though. But really ...