Ahh, The Asylum. If you're unfamiliar with their work, that's a good thing. If you've ever been to a Blockbuster or other rental/retail store, you've probably seen a box or two for their films ...

No callers are identified. No conversations are recorded. No phone records are kept. Now speak clearly and when you are finished say: 'Go ahead'.

At first we read this as Monty Python vs. Gatorade, in which we would have our money on the funny Brits... unless the Gatorade is poisoned. But no, we read incorrectly, as it is an even bigger duel ...