On Friday afternoon in southern California, you could hear the cacophony of frustrated screenwriters pounding their desks in disgust. The Tim Donaghy scandal doubled as the easiest movie pitch ever.

Erling Haaland is a Norwegian footballer who plays as a striker for Manchester City. City signed Haaland from Borussia Dortmund for £51m in the summer of 2022 and he is regarded as perhaps the world's ...