Being weird is honestly my full-time job at this point. I wake up, choose chaos, and clock in like: “Let’s make some strangers uncomfortable today 😌” I’m the friend who makes weird sound effects while telling stories, talks to animals like they understand taxes, and fully commits to inside jokes with myself. If you’re not down to sing random theme songs, make dumb voices in public, or dramatically narrate your own life like it’s a Netflix docuseries… we probably wouldn’t survive a road trip tog